How could I have left out one more incredibly important aspect of today, April 1st? The Red Sox open their season against the Yankees, today in the Bronx. Yes, our beloved Sox finished in last place last year. But Bobby V is gone, the Sox had the lowest ERA of any team in spring training, phenom Jackie Bradley is playing left field, and hope springs eternal for The Faithful. I predict a wildcard spot for the good guys, and the Evil Empire will finish in last place this year (A-Rod, Jeter, Petit, Rivera, are OLD guys!).